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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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