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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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