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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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