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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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