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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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