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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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