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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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