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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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