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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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