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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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