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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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