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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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