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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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