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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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