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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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