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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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