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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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