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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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