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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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