Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.