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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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