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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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