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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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