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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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