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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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