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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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