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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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