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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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