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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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