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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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