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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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