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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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