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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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