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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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