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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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