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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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