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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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