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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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