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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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