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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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