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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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