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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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