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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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