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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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