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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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