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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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