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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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