Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.