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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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