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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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