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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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