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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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