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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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