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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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