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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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