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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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