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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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