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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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